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Catching Up

Back in May 2012, I started a chapter-by-chapter review of the Twilight fan-fiction/terribly-written-porn sensation known as Fifty Shades of Grey. It was meant to be a quick gag. It ended up taking up an entire year of my life. I … Continue reading

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The Return…

You probably all thought I was gone forever. Or maybe thought the combination of reading 50 Shades of Grey while pursuing a master’s degree in Creative Writing (roughly the equivalent of bingeing on McDonald’s while studying Culinary Arts) proved too … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Grey – CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

When we last left Ana, her trip to Georgia to visit her mom was coming to an end, and she was fretting about what potential secrets she might have let slip while talking in her sleep next to Christian. Compelling … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Grey – CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

I know. You don’t have to say anything. Even the best of us sometimes bite off more than we can chew, and regular readers have obviously noticed that it’s been quite a long time since my last update, despite promises … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Fingers, with Chelsea Peretti

Hey, all, here’s a little something to tide you over while I work on the Chapter Twenty-Three review: the great comedian Chelsea Peretti reading from Fifty Shades of Grey, and picking up on another bizarre reoccurring theme that somehow escaped … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Grey – CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

When we last left dearest Ana, she had just discovered that Christian has followed her all the way to Georgia, where she is visiting her mother. Overlooking the fact that this was supposed to be her private trip to spend … Continue reading

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Update

Hey everyone, I wanted to take a quick moment and update you all on the status of this blog. I HAVEN’T stopped. As you’ve seen me say before, it was originally my intention to have the first book finished by … Continue reading

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