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Give me zombies or give me death. Wait...that doesn't make sense.

Fifty Shades of Grey – The Movie Review

Well…I did it. I saw the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. I know, I know. But, in a way, I felt I had to. For all of you. I’m nice like that.

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Fifty Shades Movie Update – Somebody put Jamie Dornan on suicide watch

I like Robert Pattinson. Whatever. I don’t feel any shame in admitting so. In fact, I have spent many hours in the past few years defending Pattinson to those who still mock him as nothing more than “the Twilight guy.” … Continue reading

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Catching Up

Back in May 2012, I started a chapter-by-chapter review of the Twilight fan-fiction/terribly-written-porn sensation known as Fifty Shades of Grey. It was meant to be a quick gag. It ended up taking up an entire year of my life. I … Continue reading

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The Return…

You probably all thought I was gone forever. Or maybe thought the combination of reading 50 Shades of Grey while pursuing a master’s degree in Creative Writing (roughly the equivalent of bingeing on McDonald’s while studying Culinary Arts) proved too … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Grey – CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX – The Final Chapter

Almost one year ago, I began a journey. Here, now, at last, we come to the end (kind of). I never intended for the reading of one simple book to take an entire year, but real-life (and, in some cases, … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Grey – CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

When we last left Ana, her trip to Georgia to visit her mom was coming to an end, and she was fretting about what potential secrets she might have let slip while talking in her sleep next to Christian. Compelling … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Grey – CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

I know. You don’t have to say anything. Even the best of us sometimes bite off more than we can chew, and regular readers have obviously noticed that it’s been quite a long time since my last update, despite promises … Continue reading

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