Monthly Archives: June 2012

Fifty Shades of Grey – CHAPTER FIFTEEN

Two paragraphs. Six sentences. That’s it. That’s how long it takes Ana (or E.L. James, depending on how you look at it) to deliver the first “oh my” of Chapter Fifteen. Not that you can blame her, as Christian shows … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Grey – CHAPTER FOURTEEN

Alright, enough messing around. You’re not here to read about two people going on dinner dates, eating oysters and haggling over legal contracts. You’re here to read about fucking. You know it, I know it, and E.L. James sure as … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Grey – CHAPTER THIRTEEN

Okay…here goes nothing… It slips down my throat, all seawater, salt, the sharp tang of citrus, and fleshiness…ooh, I lick my lips, and he’s watching me intently, his eyes hooded. So, yeah, Ana tries oysters for the very first time … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Grey – CHAPTER TWELVE

I can only speak for myself but, personally, anytime I’ve had to consider an offer to become some dude’s submissive slave, I’ve done so with a good, long jog. It’s just one of those routines I’ve picked up, you know? … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Grey – CHAPTER ELEVEN

A fine man and fantastic uncle once said, “with great power comes great responsibility,” a lesson I am learning only too well as this site becomes more popular and I start to have more and more people asking me when … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Grey – CHAPTER TEN

Look, I’m only human. And though you probably read this blog and think to yourself, “this Trevor character sure seems like a pretty flawless guy,” that just isn’t the case. I hate to shatter any illusions, but even I make … Continue reading

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